The Mangler

2015 Nutfest - El Sexto de Nutfest. 05/23/2015

This is the story of Jack Tanner. One of the
baddest minds in criminal profiling and forensics.
He applies mathematical principles to analyze the
thought process of killers, kidnappers, and cocksuckers.
He solves riddles for breakfast.
Jack Tanner works hard, alright. But when the
job is done, he's off to the Toy Tiger for cocktails
with the ladies. And sometimes when the moon is full,
he'll jump on stage and whip out his harp...

[Verse 1]
He's lookin' for clues at the scene of the crime
With the evidence fresh it's a race against time
The picture was gruesome, this murdered two-some
We're dealing with a monster, a bucket of slime
Detective Jack Tanner, they call him The Hammer
He's gonna nail 'em down, or put 'em six underground

Sarah Silver was a dancer at a club called The Prancer
She moved like a snake, like a cat she would purr
But, she's gone missing now and they think it's The Mangler
The clock ticks away as he searches for answers
With his knowledge of science and criminal behavior
Jack Tanner's the man; he's the one that can save her

Stone cold, sick and twisted, a brain that's decayed
The Mangler gets pleasure from violence and pain
Jack Tanner puts the puzzle pieces together
As Sarah Silver's strapped down with her hands tied together
The Mangler raises the blade as three shots are made
Jack Tanner saves the day, not a moment too late


By Daniel Bruening 02/27/2010

Tempo ?
1. EA#AG
2. EA#AG
3. AD#DC
4. EA#AG
5. C C
6. B BBbAG

Notes: Standard 12 bar blues progression. I can not believe that I wrote a fucking blues song.